From: Roger
Anthony,
Glad that I found your post on-line. My son Darius and I have our very own rock band and we are currently in need of a new singer. Its just Darius and I after Darius's stunt coordinator started performing tricks with my wife. It sounds like you are what we are looking for. We need someone who is very dedicated and loves music as much as we do.
We are really in a bind because we have 3 upcoming shows as soon as May 5th, and we really need to get more rehearsal time in.
Where are you located and do you have reliable transportation?
-RIP
"Then David and all Israel played music before God with all their might, with singing, on harps, on stringed instruments, on tambourines, on cymbals, and with trumpets."
1 Chronicles 13:8
To: Roger
From: Anthony
I am located about 50 mind north of the city I have my own car, what kind of music do you guys play tell me a little more about you guys
To:Anthony
CC: Darius
From: Roger
Anthony,
Thanks for your quick response. We're really into some edgy stuff. Darius plays drums/percussion and I handle all of our keys. We both find guitars just plain boring and nothing can compare to the sounds produced by my Casio. I would describe our music as mainly a mix of all styles of music, with Darius adding a little extra pizazz. Our fan favorite tune is called "Night Terrors", which is actually a true-life account about extremely violent nightmares that Darius had during his first few months of sixth grade last fall. This songs features a lot of rhythm changes and Darius handles the vocals mainly by shrieking into the microphone trying to recreate the graphic energy of those terrors.
To:Anthony
CC:Roger
From: Darius
dad u forgot about the lazer lights and the costumes! idoit!
antony, we also have a lazer light system that i got for christmas and we use that to have cool effects that make the crowd smile and be amazed. and for each show we will wear a theme costume. usually it is a sorcerer theme.
i sometimes wear a wizard beard when i play but dont worry cuz i have another one too but its not as autehntic.
i sometimes wear a wizard beard when i play but dont worry cuz i have another one too but its not as autehntic.
p.s. our band is called VIN DIESEL cuz he is my favorite actor
-darius
-darius
"i caught em all!" 
To: Roger
From: Anthony
You guys are a band and have fans and your son is in sixth grade?? I'm looking for something more serious than a father son project. thanks anyway
To:Anthony
CC:Darius
From: Roger
I assure you that we take our music seriously and we have quite a fan following. We've played a good amount of gigs so far this year, and usually play once a week. Our big yearly gig is a 4 night set at the Hunker Volunteer Fire Dept east of Pittsburgh. Right now we only have two songs, but Darius is currently working on new material for our upcoming album "Father, Mother & Son", obviously we would change the album to "Father, Anthony & Son".
Right now we are practicing out of my mother's house, so we would probably need to relocate. Perhaps you could host a practice?
Is there any way that you could host a practice tomorrow?Let me know
Roger
To: Roger
CC: Darius
From: Anthony
I am thinking this a joke but i am kind of intrigued by the weirdness of this project and strangely interested.
To:Anthony
CC:Roger
From: Darius
i will handle this idoit dad!
we dont allow idoits into our band and espcilly if they are dumb. i hope no one wants u in their band and u never get a babe!
-darius
"i caught em all!"
