Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Macy's

Target: Macy's
Web-Site: http://www.macys.com
What they are: Department store
Date: March 31, 2009


Here is a copy of the information you've submitted. Thank you for helping us create a better shopping experience for our customers!

Name: Mr. Roger Podacter
City: Wooster
State: OH
Country: USA
Email: RogerPodacter66@gmail.com

My comments are about the store at the Greensburg location.
My Overall Shopping Experience at this location was Outstanding.
I thought that the Overall Cleanliness at this location was Very Good.
I thought that the Overall Attitude of the Associates at this location was Outstanding.

Shopping Experience Comments:

Good Afternoon,

Last Friday started just like every other Friday before. I woke up at 6:30am to the sound of my son Ezkiel screaming at the top of his lungs. I gave him his medication and put his helmet on him and dropped him off at the center. Then I drove 2 hours to work a full day as an electric toothbrush repair technician.
Yah....that's my life. As boring as it sounds, things were about to change for me. Halfway through my shift I had finally worked up the courage to make a change in my life. I got up from my desk and just left. I walked right out the door. Didn't even punch out or say good-bye.

I got into my 1996 Chevy Corsica and just drove east. I had no idea where I was going and I really didn't care. I was free as a bird. A little after 5pm my car broke down in front of your store in Greensburg, PA.
I have never been to a Macy's but something told me to go into your store. Upon entering I was immediately drawn to your cologne department. I was introduced to Paris Hilton for Men and my life changed.
After purchasing this product I immediately spritzed myself and walked 3 miles to a local bar.
This was a night I would never forget, that evening I had babes coming all around me. The most babes I ever had in one night was one. This night I had two babes and another babe said she liked my shirt. After talking to babes and drinking three beers I passed out at the bar.

Fortunately one of the babes woke me up at closing and gave me a ride to Pittsburgh so I could get a taxi back to Wooster, OH where I live.

It was one of the best nights of my life, but I was saddened when I remembered I have a son and I forgot to pick him up at the center. Fortunately, when I got there he was still waiting with his backpack and helmet on.
Macy's is one of the finest department stores around.

Associate Comments:

Dept: Men''s Cologne

2 comments:

  1. The author of these Roger Podacter letters should check out George Saunders, particularly "CivilWarLand in Bad Decline"--you'd love it.

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