Friday, April 24, 2009

Craigslist: Plum Couch (FREE)

Gmail Roger Podacter

couch
10 messages
Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 9:56 AM
To: sale-czpxh-1135987739@craigslist.org
hey man, I saw your couch on Craigslist. I just moved her from Sacremento and I need a couch. How much you want for it?
Thanks,
Roger

Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:12 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Free, youd just need to pick it up today

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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:13 AM
To: Derik M
FREE!? are you out of your mind??? What is the catch man? There has to be a catch. Did someone die on it? Or maybe it is haunted?
I am extremely cautious of free stuff ever since I had a really bad experience.
Thanks
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:21 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Call me. 724-***-****
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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:24 AM
To: Derik M
Just level with me man. Is this couch haunted?
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Not that i'm aware...its old and were moving tomorrow and not takinf it with us
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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:13 AM
To: Derik M
Do you have any other free stuff that you are looking to get rid of?
-Roger
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:36 AM
To: Roger Podacter
We're packing today - come on by, and make offers!

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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:37 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Another person inquired - if you really want it, let me know.
D

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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM
To: Derik M
Derik,

OK, that sounds good. I don't think I am still interested in the couch, because it is plum and I have 3 teenage daughters. I am looking for more of a crimson.

But I still think I will come by and take a look at your wares to see if anything else is worthwhile. I am definitely a bargain hunter, but in order to be completely safe I am going to bring my friend and personal medium Chip Coffey. Chip has over 30 years of experience channeling spirits and creating portals to the after-life.
You are probably thinking that I am crazy, but I had a terrible experience with a used credenza I purchased last Spring. We had to move.
As long as you have no problems allowing Chip and I into your house to survey your wares we will be over asap.
Chip may create a portal while we are there, but your valuables should be fine.

-Roger

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha! One of your best so far! "I have 3 teenage daughters. I am looking for more of a crimson" classic.

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  2. This is absolutely hillarious!

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