Derik,
OK, that sounds good. I don't think I am still interested in the couch, because it is plum and I have 3 teenage daughters. I am looking for more of a crimson.
But I still think I will come by and take a look at your wares to see if anything else is worthwhile. I am definitely a bargain hunter, but in order to be completely safe I am going to bring my friend and personal medium Chip Coffey. Chip has over 30 years of experience channeling spirits and creating portals to the after-life. You are probably thinking that I am crazy, but I had a terrible experience with a used credenza I purchased last Spring. We had to move. As long as you have no problems allowing Chip and I into your house to survey your wares we will be over asap. Chip may create a portal while we are there, but your valuables should be fine.
-Roger | |
Hahaha! One of your best so far! "I have 3 teenage daughters. I am looking for more of a crimson" classic.
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