Monday, March 30, 2009


Target: Band-Aid
What they sell: Band-Aids
Date: January 18, 2008

11:37 AM

Good day, my name is Zealous Goder and I have a general question.

Hypothetically speaking, if someone was putting in a new hot tub in their home, and accidentally slipped and skinned a radial arm saw (turned off) with their left arm causing a 6 inch gash, would this require a doctor's attention or would a band-aid just be fine?

The cut is maybe .5 inch deep and is a greenish color. The area around my arm is swollen and my wrist up until my armpit is a tint of blue. I originally put a 10oz porterhouse on the wound, because I heard that helps to reduce swelling, but I think the meat was old or rotten, because I have been experiencing weakness at my joints and bow legs which are the early tell tale signs of Ricketts.

I have also been falling in and out of consciousness at random times during the day, actually twice while typing this e-mail. Should I just continue the treatment of Band-Aids, 10oz Porterhouses and vinegar or should I consult a medical professional.

I would appreciate a response within the hour, because I am really losing a lot of blood.



Dear Zealous:

Thank you for contacting the Johnson & Johnson Consumer Companies, Inc. Information Center. It is always important to hear from our consumers, and we appreciate the time you have taken to contact us.

We appreciate the trust you have shown in us by asking us your question. However, the information we can provide is specific to our products only. Therefore, we cannot assist you in this matter. We recommend that you contact your doctor for guidance. Your doctor can best advise you based on relevant health circumstances and history.

Again, thank you for your interest in our company. Should you have any comments or questions in the future, please contact us via our website or by calling our toll-free number, 1-888-638-5242. Our specialists are available Monday through Friday between 8 AM and 5 PM EST and will be happy to assist you.


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