Thursday, April 30, 2009

Scam Mail Pen Pal: The British Lottery & Fred Peters

Gmail Roger Podacter

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
2 messages
British Lottery Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Reply-To: mr.fredpeters1@yahoo.com.hk
Agent Name: Mr. Fred Peters
Tel: +44-702-409-3921
Email: (mr.fredpeters@yahoo.com.hk)

This is to inform you that you have been
selected for a cash prize of
£1,000,000 (British Poundas) held on the 20th
of April 2009 in London Uk.

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Country of Residence:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Age


Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 3:11 PM
To: mr.fredpeters1@yahoo.com.hk
Fred,
This is great news!
Here is my info:

Roger Podacter Jr
4533 Pumpsnabumps Blvd
Mookie, SD 97452
USA
1-800-738-6626
42 YRS OLD

Please let me know when you get this,

Thank you,
Roger

2009/4/23 British Lottery <trabzon@mmo.org.tr>




YOU ARE TO CONTACT THE PAY OUT BANK WITH THIS INFO RMATION, qualisteam_ financeplc@vista.aer o‏
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Mr Fred Peters Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 3:37 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com

The British National Lottery
P O Box 1010
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
(Customer Services)
================================
Ref Number: UK/9420X/05
Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369
Ticket number: 56475600545 188
Lucky Numbers: 05,06,17,20,28,42 (Bonus33)
================================
Dear: Winner
I am in receipt of your mail and I must say that you should count yourself extremely lucky to have emerged as one of our winners in this year lucky dip sweepstakes.We hereby inform you that we have processed your payment and your TRANSFER is ready for disbursement, along with:
(1).WINNING CERTIFICATE FROM BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.
(2).CLEAR SOURCE OF FUNDS CERTIFICATES (C.S.F.C.);
(3).CERTIFICATES OF ORIGIN OF FUNDS (C.O.F.).
(4). AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM

Your winnings is not in cash form but in Bank transfer, this advice complies with the Anti-Fraud section 2, sub section (IV) of the procedural manual of the funds disbursement agreement existing between bank and the British Government.

We have then forwarded your winning to the bank firm that will handle the transfer. It will be transfered to your account. You are to proceed to your bank with the transfer to cash it once you receive it.

You are to contact thetransfer manager for your transfer with the following information below:

*****************************************************************************************
Bank Name: QUALISTEAM BANK.
Contact Person: Mr. Edward Adams
Tel: +44 703 197 0756

****************************************************************************************************************************

You are required to give The Bank your Name, telephone number, Amount Won and address in case they need to contact you regarding the transfer. This information will not be kept by Action Bank or used by any other third party.

Note: you are to provide the Bank firm with the underlisted information's to enable them transfer your winning to you.:
Full Name : Roger Podacter Jr
Address: 4533 Pumpsnabumps Blvd Mookie, SD 97452Marital status :
Country :USA
Age: 42
Sex :
Telephone :1-800-738-6626
I will require a concise update on proceedings with the transfer department as soon as you are in contact with them. If you need any assistance whatsoever, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Once again I say congratulations.


Warm Regards,
Mr. Fred Peters
+44 704-571-0545
Fudiciary Agent

Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 3:44 PM
To: Mr Fred Peters
Fred,
Thanks for your response. I am scared to talk to the banker. I only trust you.
I feel that we have grown really close over the past couple days. Do you feel the same?
-Roger


Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 8:29 AM
To: Mr Fred Peters
My Love,
Did you read my email? I am afraid to talk to a bank, I only trust YOU my love. You are my protector. Do you feel the same? Write back soon. ;)




YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS NEEDED FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR WINNING
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Mr Fred Peters Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:14 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
The British National Lottery
P O Box 1010
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
(Customer Services)

From Mr. Fred Peters,

I have received your mail, what do you want me to do for you now? Since you are afraid of the bank, how do you want your winning to be transferred?

And why are you afraid of the bank? Listen we do not ask you to contact your bank in your country, we only ask you to contact our pay out bank via the email on that information and that you should also send that information to the bank here in London for the transfer of your One Million Great British Pounds that your email has won for you, as your email was among the 20 lucky winners who won the British National Lottery,

Note that if you are not ready to claim your winning price we can easily remove your name from the wining list and you will be sent a latter of disclaimer to fill and sign that you are not ready to claim your winning price, the mean reason why you were been ask to contact the bank is because we will be coming to have an interview with all the 20 lucky winners who has just won the 2009 British National Lottery on CNN TELEVITION CHANNEL in their country,

The interview will be coming to your country USA on the 4th of May 2009, that is if you have claim your winning before the stipulated date given to you which is on the 30th of April 2009,

Remember that you are the only one who has not contacted the bank, all other winners like you have contacted the bank and their transfer will soon be completed, one of the winner just called my office now that the bank just finish all the transfer process of his winning today and that his money will reflect in his account on Monday in his country,

If you have any other options on how you want your winning transferred or send to you

Contact us with that information so we can make an arrangement for that as soon as possible, because you’re winning needs to be with you the winner first before we can commence on any interview with you.

Thanks for the mail

Your urgent attention is needed in this office now

Regards

Mr. Fred Peters

Fiduciary Claims Agent from The British National Lottery 2009.


Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:36 PM
To: Mr Fred Peters
Freddy my love,

I am extremely scared of banks and strangers. As a child my house was robbed by bandits and our family dog named Pookums was murdered by one of the bandits. The bandits then kidnapped my sister and set fire to our homestead. I narrowly escaped with my goldfish Thomas, but my father was burned alive. Our house was 2 blocks away from a bank.
I am just a little scared to give out all of my personal information to a complete stranger, so could you please answer a few questions for me before I give you all of my information?

What is your middle name?
How long have you been alive?
What is your favorite food?
Have you ever seen a full grown horse?
Who is your favorite band?

Also, can you please send me a picture of yourself wearing sunglasses and petting a dog? The dog can also wear sunglasses if you prefer.

This is all I require before I will feel comfortable enough to contact the bank. Why don't we just take the money and spend our lives together? We can buy a small house on the shores of Barcenlona and watch the sunset while we make love in mango groves.

Thank you,
Your Friend, Business Partner and Lover, Roger



Mr Fred Peters Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 4:59 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
As the situation have turn to you as laughing issue no problem so it will reach your generations one bye one, as i be .

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Craigslist: Quarter & Paint Horses

Quarter & Paint Horses (Monroe, OH USA)


Date: 2009-04-27, 7:34PM GST


Near 100 heads of Paint and Quarter Horses for sale at all times available for export. You can call me on my cell phone at (01) 513 405 ****.

  • Location: Monroe, OH USA
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Gmail Roger Podacter

Quarter & Paint Horses (Monroe, OH USA)
5 messages
Roger Podacter Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM
To: sale************@craigslist.org
Good morning,
Are you selling just 100 horse heads or are they whole horses?
Thanks,
Roger

Lawrence B Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 11:46 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Whole horses. In the horse world that's how you refer to your horse count.

Thanks!

Roger Podacter Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 11:49 AM
To: Lawrence B
O ok Lawrence, but what if someone was in the horse world and was selling only the horse heads? How would they say that?

Thank you,
Roger
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Lawrence B Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 12:12 PM
To: Roger Podacter
For a little extra we will let them have the tail with the head! LOL!!!
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Roger Podacter Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 12:58 PM
To: Lawrence B
Haha, well I appreciate your humor, but I am seriously looking for only the heads. I need 40 by Friday.
Thanks,
Roger
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No Further Response from Lawrence.

Craigslist: Royal Doulton Bunnykins Bowl - $25 (Coxwell/Dundas)

Gmail Roger Podacter

Royal Doulton Bunnykins Bowl - $25 (Coxwell/Dundas)
3 messages
--- On Thu, 4/23/09, Roger Podacter <rogerpodacter66@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Roger Podacter <rogerpodacter66@gmail.com>
Subject: Royal Doulton Bunnykins Bowl - $25 (Coxwell/Dundas)
To: sale-nxrxp-1136090137@craigslist.org
Received: Thursday, April 23, 2009, 7:07 AM

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Good morning,
I saw your bowl on Craigslist and I am extremely interested. My nephew Vincent is turning 5 and I really want to get him something special this year. This seems like something that he would love.
How does shipping work? Or could I just pick it up?
Thank you,
Roger


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who10annie
Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 3:56 PM
To: Roger Podacter

Just wondering if you'd like to pick up these items this weekend? I am available both days.
Sharon
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Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 4:00 PM
To: who10annie
Sharon,
I would have had you asked me yesterday, but unfortunately sometime late last night my car exploded. The insurance company is still trying to figure out exactly what happened, but I am almost positive it was an explosive device of some kind probably placed by a rival gang. I've been in a street gang for almost 20 years of my life, and I guess these are the chances you take. Thankfully no one was injured, but I won't be able to afford to buy your Bunnykins bowl now.
Sorry,
Roger
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Monday, April 27, 2009

Craigslist: A fine piece of Africa

A fine piece of Africa - AED1 (Toronto, Canada)


Reply to: sale-t9ckd-1125008693@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-16, 6:36PM GST

This antique Bamoun King's bed was carved in Cameroon( Africa). This bed was carved for the Baka king in Central Africa. The baka pigmies live in the rain forest of Cameroon, Gabon, Central Africa and Congo. Pigmies are generally about 30'' tall and their main activity is hunting. They live in perfect symbiose with nature. The bed is made of solid wood and is 54'' long, 20" wide and 16" tall. You may notice that the bed is a bit long for a pigmy, the reason is the king believe that by sleeping on a longer bed he will be taller than his people. There are 24 carvings of pigmies on each side of the bed for a total of 28. The faces of the pigmies is reminiscent of the movie ET of Steven Spielberg which is appropriate because there are legends of alien paying visit to pigmies.

I will take offer of the highest bid
Shipping will be extra depending on location.

  • Location: Toronto, Canada
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Gmail Roger Podacter

A fine piece of Africa - AED1 (Toronto, Canada)
11 messages
Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:21 AM
To: sale-t9ckd-1125008693@craigslist.org
Good day friend,
I really like your Craigslist posting. Do you have any idea of the age of the piece?
Thanks,
Roger

Mamadou Diop Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:25 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
Hello Roger,
Thanks for your interest in the pigmy bed. I have this piece for 7 years now and i was planning to keep it for much longer. I bought it from the daughter a missionary priest who served in Central Africa in early 60's. I believe that this piece is at least 70 years and may be longer. It is in good shape because it has aged well. I am still receiving offers and i am sure it will sell this month. Please let me know what you think.
Best regards,
Mamadou Diop


Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:21:37 -0400
Subject: A fine piece of Africa - AED1 (Toronto, Canada)
From: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
To: sale-t9ckd-1125008693@craigslist.org

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:39 PM
To: Mamadou Diop
Mamadou,
It definitely looks very unique, but I question how comfortable it would be as a bed. I can't believe it was made over 70 years ago, surely it would have had some kind of mattress paired with it. It looks to be wood on the top, and that would hardly be comfortable. Being that it is only 20" wide I highly doubt my 16 year old son would be able to use it. But, I still may be interested in purchasing it for my 10 month old daughter. She is much smaller and currently cannot speak, so I wouldn't have to listen to complaints about the discomfort.
How much are you currently asking?
Sincerely,
Roger
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Mamadou Diop Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 5:41 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
Hi Roger.
Yes your 10 month old will not be able to complaint about but you may here her crying...Well you are right it is made of wood. In Africa they would put some animal skin to make it confortable or leaves. This piece can be use however as a coffee table. It is decorative. I have receive few offers and the most i got is $4,600. I know this is worth a lot more but i have to sell because i need the money. Where are you located?
regards,
Mamadou


Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:39:53 -0400
Subject: Re: A fine piece of Africa - AED1 (Toronto, Canada)
From: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
To: kabess7@hotmail.com
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Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 8:08 AM
To: Mamadou Diop
Mamadou,

$4,600 seems like quite a lot for an uncomfortable toddler bed. I searched on eBay for "toddler bed" and I found that the vast majority of them were around 99 cents, but some were pricier. There were a few bassinets around the $300 range. Many of these also had very cool cartoon characters decorating their sides, which my daughter would probably be more fond of, instead of the alien skulls on your toddler bed.

Right now I am living in my parents's basement in a small ranch in Sacremento. I was living upstairs in a bedroom, but a recent career change has forced me to relocate to the basement. I was working as a Customer Service Architect at McDonald's, but I recently opened my own homemade finger tassle decoration business. Are you willing at all to go any lower than $4600? We may even be able to work out some sort of trade involving your toddler bed and my finger tassles.

Regards,
Roger
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Mamadou Diop Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 11:34 AM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
Hello Roger,
Thanks for your reply again. I think you don't understand this piece because this is not a toddler bed. I will in fact advise you to get a very comfortable bed because this one will not be good at all for your toddler. My bed is pricier because it is a piece of art and history. I got few offers from collectors and art dealers, and few private people just like you. I am holding on because i know that it will sell. I know you are in transition, therefore it will be silly to invest in such pricy piece.
I wish you the best in your business.
regards,
mamadou


Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:08:40 -0400
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Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 12:54 PM
To: Mamadou Diop
Mamadou,
I don't think you understand. A well constructed toddler bed is extremely difficult to find. Your toddler bed seems to have stood the test of time and still looks to bed in tremendous shape. Also, I don't find it silly to invest in a $4,600 toddler bed for my little Harriett. She is a princess and deserves nothing but the finest toddler bed that the finger tassel business can provide. Do you call raking in $400 a week being "in a transition phase"? I just got back from Starbucks, where I bought a cappuccino for $4.87. I gave the girl a crisp five dollar bill, winked and walked straight out of the store. I can afford to do those kinds of things when business is booming. I am sorry if I come across as being rude, but I am offended with your views on my situation.
Now please level with me, what is the highest bid you have received so far?
Regards,
Roger
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Mamadou Diop Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:04 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
Hey Roger,
I totally agree with you that Harriett deserves the best that is available out there. I would do the same for my daughter but i don't have any. I understand what you want but i right i have a collector in Dubai who is ready to pay $4600.00. I know it is way out there but i will give you this bed if you come up with $4000.00. I am heading to Africa in May and i need the cash.
Best regards,
Mamadou


Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:54:24 -0400
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Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:31 PM
To: Mamadou Diop
Mamadou, I must be honest with you. My finger tassel decoration business is a farce, and I never worked as a Customer Service Architect for McDonald's. I am 36 years old, unemployed and a registered sex offender. I had to go door to door in my parents' neighborhood and introduce myself and my condition to each and every neighbor.

However, I do have a daughter named Harriett, a 16 year old son named Glen, $9,000 in my bank account and I really am interested in purchasing your African toddler bed. But upon showing Harriett a picture of the bed she began to cry. I am assuming this is because of the freaky alien skulls that line its sides. I then showed her one of the 99 cent eBay toddler beds decorated with Sponge Bob characters and she was smiling like a cheetah stalking a 10 year old boy.

At this point I think the only solution for you is too either go to a store and buy some stickers to decorate the bed or you could carve smiles onto the faces of the alien skulls. I just don't see any other way to make everyone involved in this transaction happy. I would be willing to scan some images of Disney characters that she likes and send them along to you to use as a reference. If you feel that you cannot honor this request, I will be left no other choice but to open an eBay account, wait 6 more days and purchase the Sponge Bob toddler bed for 99 cents.

Cordially,
Roger
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Mamadou Diop Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 2:43 PM
To: rogerpodacter66@gmail.com
All the best Roger, This isn't for you.


Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:31:25 -0400
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Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 2:46 PM
To: Mamadou Diop
Thank you Mamadou, I think we should both cancel our transaction. I have decided to keep the current crib for Harriett and begin my search for a coffee table. If you have any coffee tables you are looking to sell or if you know a human who is selling one, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Thank you,
Roger
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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Scam Mail Pen Pal: Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.

A new installment on CustComplaint are our Scam Mail Pen Pal emails. Everyone gets spam mail from the Prince of Swaziland and imaginary lotteries. We respond to this spam and waste their time as well as ours.

Gmail Roger Podacter

Find attach copy of my identity card.
4 messages
Andreen Barr Marcus Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 12:58 PM
To: Roger Podacter
attorney USA San Francisco
Barristers' Chambers:
MARCUS ANDREEN & ASSOCIATES
Fax: + 44 203 004 2365
Address: 33 Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England

Attention: Beneficiary.


We want to acknowledge the receipt of your email in this chamber and also want you to know that you have absolute right to reject this WILL as much as you have the right to accept it as well. If you wish to turn it down then let me know so I can send you a WILL rejection form to fill and revert back to this office. I am not going to impose it on you but just doing my job here.

I can imagine that the late Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger must have known that you will put the money to good use for the less privileged of which he was aware that you can achieve, that is why he selected you. Also, understand that I don't know you neither have I met you before, but my contacting you is based on the recommendation of late Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger.

Be further informed that these funds will not be released to you without some

proper identification. I have never met you before like I said and to be able to

carry out our duties effectively as sole executors of the WILL of late Engr.

Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger, We must be convinced that you are who the testament says you are.


And please re-confirm to us through the above stated fax or via email; your full contact details to include your full name, address telephone, fax number (if any) with a copy of your ID send via email attachment to my office and if you have moved to a new address then indicate both the new and old one for my verification with what I have in my file. Any difference or discrepancies in the information provided by you will mean that I am contacting the wrong person and I will stop all communication with you out rightly.

Your information would be taken to the probate division of the International Court of Justice for verification.. After the confirmation, the probate division would now release your letter of administration for claims to these bequest/funds. This document as well as the Certificate of Deposit issued by the Deposit Bank to Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger when the funds were deposited by him will then be released to you; this will give you the legal backing to receiving these funds.

We sincerely hope that the above requirement be sent to us sooner that later for us to proceed with the documentation. And note that we cannot send any document to you until we are fully convinced that we have the true beneficiary.. And note that we have period of (14) working days to conclude this so I can move on to the next beneficiary on the WILL of my late client.

Note: We are not demanding any money of form of payment from you for service, we have been fully paid by my late client and all we need is to comply with our directives to make sure your funds are fully transferred.

Find attach copy of my identity card.

I await your prompt response.


Yours in Service,


SEALED
Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.
Principal Attorney.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.



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Roger Podacter Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 1:27 PM
To: Andreen Barr Marcus
Marcus,
I am so excited to get this money! You have no idea how excited I am! I just went to Wal-Mart and bought over $40,000 worth of tampons and I don't even have my period, or a vagina!!!!! This is insane! I have never been so happy to be alive.

Here is my info:

Full Name: Roger Elizabeth Podacter Jr (McLovin)
Address: 2012 Bonerjuice Blvd
Honkytonk, TN 56536
Telephone: 1-800-738-6626

I have also attached a scan of my ID for your verifiication.

Thank you for changing my life!

- Roger
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WILL ATTACH
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Andreen Barr Marcus Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM
To: Roger Podacter
attorney USA San Francisco
Barristers' Chambers:
MARCUS ANDREEN & ASSOCIATES
Fax:+ 44 203 004 2365
E-mail: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
Address:33 Bedford Row London WC1R 4JH, England
Attention: Mr.Roger Elizabeth Podacter Jr,
Thank you for providing me with the required information to proceed with the execution of the WILL and last testament of Engr. Jochen Kruger.

It will interest you to know that we have cross checked the info you sent and they actually tallied with what we have in our records. You are the beneficiary of this WILL and therefore your information will be taken to the courts of Justice for verification and confirmation after which the court will issue you a probate order and bank order/certificate which will mandate the bank to deposit your funds.

You will be expected to contact the bank with these documents for the immediate release of your funds without any further delay. I am sending these documents to you via email attachment, since you did not provide me with a fax.
I want to use this opportunity to remind of the reason why my late client left these funds in your care and that is to carry out humanitarian services to assist the poor and needy in the society. You may wish to set up a charity foundation or organization in the name of my late client to help the less privileged in your country. I sincerely believe you will do just that.

Am your lawyer in this regards and all fees has been paid by my late client and you do not have to pay me for the services.

Congratulations and have a nice day ahead of you.

Yours in Service,

SEALED
Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.


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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:12 AM
To: Andreen Barr Marcus
Marcus,
I am so excited!
My son Darius and I no longer have to worry about money. We drove my 1993 Honda Civic out to a canyon and pushed it off the cliff. Unfortunately we didn't have anyone follow us and we had to walk 4 miles back to the highway and thumb our way home.
You are such a nice man. I want to share some of the money with you!
What do you like to do in your free time Marcus?
Thanks,
Roger
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THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!
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BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Reply-To: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Krьger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jochen Krьger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Jochen Krьger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk

Await your prompt response.Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.



Roger Podacter Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:45 AM
To: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
Marcus,
I can tell by your last e-mail that you are definitely in dire need of my assistance. Therefore, I saved us both time by creating a web-site where I uploaded all of my information for you to access.
On this site I have included my:
1. Social Security Card
2. Driver's License
3. Passport
4. Birth Certificate
5. Childhood Photos
6. My precise DNA combination

Here is the link to all my personal information: My Social Security Number
(EDITOR'S NOTE: ORIGINALLY THIS LINK WAS TO TUBGIRL, I HAVE SAVED ALL OF YOU BY EDITING IT. IF YOU STILL WISH TO SEE WHAT I SENT HIM, GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND TYPE "TUBGIRL". WARNING: IT IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IF YOU HATE TO SEE PICTURES OF HUMAN RECTUMS SPEWING FECAL MATTER ONTO THEIR FACES)

I hope this helps,

Your friend Roger


RESPONSE FROM
Barrister Marcus Andreen:

NONE

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Giant Eagle


Target: Giant Eagle
Site: gianteagle.com
What they are: Supermarket
Date: April 22, 2009
Submitted By: Mumpleton Funk

Hi, I just got home from your Hempfield
Giant Eagle, and I have to say that I am a little disappointed. I just moved here from Pasadena, CA and I am currently unfamiliar with the markets in the area. I entered your produce section and spent almost 45 minutes looking for eucalyptus leaves for my koala named Roderick.
Roderick just arrived today via FedEx since my mother sent him about two weeks after I moved. I purchased eucalyptus leaves at a local grocer in Pasadena, but I was very disappointed to find that not only do you not have eucalyptus leaves, but you don't even have an exotic leaf section.
I also checked your pet aisle, but was unable to find anything of use there. Roderick is now very vocal and has been clawing at his cage for over an hour now. I have been having to tie him over with peanuts and go-gurt, which I DID buy at your store. I checked on-line and found a Petsmart, so hopefully they can solve my problem.
I would really appreciate it if you would start to carry eucalyptus leaves, as I'm sure I'm not the only Koala owner in Pittsburgh.

Friday, April 24, 2009

NBC:Creators of Friends, Seinfeld and AIDS


Gmail Roger Podacter

Sunday April 19, 2009 - Flyers/Penguins Incident on Camera
2 messages
Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 9:22 AM
To: nbcsportshelp@nbcuni.com
Good Morning,

I would have written this e-mail sooner, but circumstances beyond my control have prohibited it. I just want to express my anger with something that was broadcast by YOUR network during the NHL playoff game on Sunday between the Penguins and Flyers.

Let me set-up the scene for you, and you tell me if I shouldn't be extremely upset:
Its Sunday afternoon and my 7 year old son Darius and me are just returning home after church. He is a well mannered 7 year old, and is wearing a lovely pastel yellow 3-piece suit that my mother just purchased for him this past Easter. Darius and myself live alone, since my wife left me for a co-worker last fall. That afternoon we had planned to go hiking, but the weather didn't hold up so we decided to watch the hockey game.

Everything was going great and we were enjoying some colas and smoked beef jerky, when all of the sudden during the third period Darius's life is changed forever. During some tussling behind the Flyers net involving Sidney Crosby, your cameras cut to a close-up of Sidney, and directly behind Sidney is a Flyers fan giving the middle finger. I immediately noticed this and figured your producer would move to another camera, but instead you television wizards decided to continue filming. By this point Darius had seen it and asks me what the man is doing. Trying to be a good father and thinking quickly on my feet I tell him that the man is simply saying hi. I quickly turned off your broadcast and we spent the remainder of the evening watching DVDs of Everybody Loves Raymond.

The next afternoon, I got a call at work from Darius's principal. Apparently, Darius greeted everyone from the bus driver to his teacher with the middle finger that morning. I was fuming and I had to take a half day to go to the school and meet with the principal and Darius. He ended up being restricted from recess for 3 days and he now has to write a letter apologizing for his actions.

It really makes me sad that something like this has to happen because of one networks' irresponsibility. I am an avid sports fan so most likely I will watch your network again, but I would appreciate an apology to my son.

- Roger

Roger Podacter Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:56 PM
To: nbcsportshelp@nbcuni.com
Good afternoon,
I sent an e-mail to your help center yesterday morning and I have yet to receive a response. Its frustrating when you feel that your concerns are falling on deaf ears.
The troubles didn't just stop with Darius giving the middle finger. During school yesterday Darius's pants began to vibrate, and his teacher heard the vibrations and forced my son to hand over his cell phone. Upon opening it she was immediately greeted with a sext (nude photo message) from another student at the school! And this student was a male named Mike! I was completely shocked, and could not believe that one simple broadcast could change Darius so quickly. I understood the issue with the middle finger, but I was puzzled by my son's interest in other boys.

I spent the remainder of the evening sobbing in my bedroom while reviewing your broadcast of the game. I sat questioning myself and if I did something wrong that caused Darius to act this way and pursue other boys. Then it finally clicked. Throughout your broadcast I noticed that one of your broadcasters, who was short bald man with spectacles, repeatedly made comments about Flyers captain Mike Richards and how much he "loves" Richards. Darius being young and impressionable must have been misled by these comments and they caused this behavior.
What is a father to do here?
Thank you,
Roger
I would at least appreciate a confirmation that you have received my concerns and are working to avoid a future fiasco like this one. Darius and myself are victims and nothing can change that, but I can only hope that future sons will not fall down the same pitfalls.


RESPONSE FROM NBC:
None.

Craigslist: Plum Couch (FREE)

Gmail Roger Podacter

couch
10 messages
Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 9:56 AM
To: sale-czpxh-1135987739@craigslist.org
hey man, I saw your couch on Craigslist. I just moved her from Sacremento and I need a couch. How much you want for it?
Thanks,
Roger

Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:12 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Free, youd just need to pick it up today

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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:13 AM
To: Derik M
FREE!? are you out of your mind??? What is the catch man? There has to be a catch. Did someone die on it? Or maybe it is haunted?
I am extremely cautious of free stuff ever since I had a really bad experience.
Thanks
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:21 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Call me. 724-***-****
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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:24 AM
To: Derik M
Just level with me man. Is this couch haunted?
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Not that i'm aware...its old and were moving tomorrow and not takinf it with us
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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:13 AM
To: Derik M
Do you have any other free stuff that you are looking to get rid of?
-Roger
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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:36 AM
To: Roger Podacter
We're packing today - come on by, and make offers!

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Derik M Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:37 AM
To: Roger Podacter
Another person inquired - if you really want it, let me know.
D

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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM
To: Derik M
Derik,

OK, that sounds good. I don't think I am still interested in the couch, because it is plum and I have 3 teenage daughters. I am looking for more of a crimson.

But I still think I will come by and take a look at your wares to see if anything else is worthwhile. I am definitely a bargain hunter, but in order to be completely safe I am going to bring my friend and personal medium Chip Coffey. Chip has over 30 years of experience channeling spirits and creating portals to the after-life.
You are probably thinking that I am crazy, but I had a terrible experience with a used credenza I purchased last Spring. We had to move.
As long as you have no problems allowing Chip and I into your house to survey your wares we will be over asap.
Chip may create a portal while we are there, but your valuables should be fine.

-Roger

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Johnston the Florist


Target: Johnston the Florist
Site: johnstontheflorist.com
What they sell: Flowers
Date: April 13, 2009
Submitted By: Mumpleton Funk

Good Evening,
I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate you on employing a tremendous staff at your store.

While traveling along Lincoln Way this afternoon in my 1993 Honda Civic a small beaver or wombat of some kind ran onto the road in front of my roadster. I was able to react quickly and avoid it, but in doing so I dropped my cigarette down onto my seat in between my legs. While I was trying to retrieve the cigarette, I received a call on my cell phone from Aramark who I am attempting to get a job from. I had to answer the call, but at the same time I was also attempting to retrieve the cigarette from between my legs.

Suddenly my rayon trousers burst into flames! I screamed "I'll call you right back" and flipped my cellphone to the backseat. By this time my trousers were fully ablaze and I had no other choice but to open my door and hurl myself out of the moving vehicle with a barrel-roll maneuver. The flames had spread to my polo shirt and I frantically rolled on the ground attempting to extinguish them. Fortunately, an employee from your store had gotten out of bed this morning and put on their hero cape. A fast thinking employee from your store and a 50 foot garden hose are the only things that saved my life today.

The burns are mild, only 2nd degree, but my Civic was totaled. My rayon pants were completely destroyed, but I must again thank you again for hiring employees that know the value of customer service.