Sunday, April 26, 2009

Scam Mail Pen Pal: Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.

A new installment on CustComplaint are our Scam Mail Pen Pal emails. Everyone gets spam mail from the Prince of Swaziland and imaginary lotteries. We respond to this spam and waste their time as well as ours.

Gmail Roger Podacter

Find attach copy of my identity card.
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Andreen Barr Marcus Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 12:58 PM
To: Roger Podacter
attorney USA San Francisco
Barristers' Chambers:
MARCUS ANDREEN & ASSOCIATES
Fax: + 44 203 004 2365
Address: 33 Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England

Attention: Beneficiary.


We want to acknowledge the receipt of your email in this chamber and also want you to know that you have absolute right to reject this WILL as much as you have the right to accept it as well. If you wish to turn it down then let me know so I can send you a WILL rejection form to fill and revert back to this office. I am not going to impose it on you but just doing my job here.

I can imagine that the late Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger must have known that you will put the money to good use for the less privileged of which he was aware that you can achieve, that is why he selected you. Also, understand that I don't know you neither have I met you before, but my contacting you is based on the recommendation of late Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger.

Be further informed that these funds will not be released to you without some

proper identification. I have never met you before like I said and to be able to

carry out our duties effectively as sole executors of the WILL of late Engr.

Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger, We must be convinced that you are who the testament says you are.


And please re-confirm to us through the above stated fax or via email; your full contact details to include your full name, address telephone, fax number (if any) with a copy of your ID send via email attachment to my office and if you have moved to a new address then indicate both the new and old one for my verification with what I have in my file. Any difference or discrepancies in the information provided by you will mean that I am contacting the wrong person and I will stop all communication with you out rightly.

Your information would be taken to the probate division of the International Court of Justice for verification.. After the confirmation, the probate division would now release your letter of administration for claims to these bequest/funds. This document as well as the Certificate of Deposit issued by the Deposit Bank to Engr. Jochen Kr蝢鉚ger when the funds were deposited by him will then be released to you; this will give you the legal backing to receiving these funds.

We sincerely hope that the above requirement be sent to us sooner that later for us to proceed with the documentation. And note that we cannot send any document to you until we are fully convinced that we have the true beneficiary.. And note that we have period of (14) working days to conclude this so I can move on to the next beneficiary on the WILL of my late client.

Note: We are not demanding any money of form of payment from you for service, we have been fully paid by my late client and all we need is to comply with our directives to make sure your funds are fully transferred.

Find attach copy of my identity card.

I await your prompt response.


Yours in Service,


SEALED
Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.
Principal Attorney.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.



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Roger Podacter Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 1:27 PM
To: Andreen Barr Marcus
Marcus,
I am so excited to get this money! You have no idea how excited I am! I just went to Wal-Mart and bought over $40,000 worth of tampons and I don't even have my period, or a vagina!!!!! This is insane! I have never been so happy to be alive.

Here is my info:

Full Name: Roger Elizabeth Podacter Jr (McLovin)
Address: 2012 Bonerjuice Blvd
Honkytonk, TN 56536
Telephone: 1-800-738-6626

I have also attached a scan of my ID for your verifiication.

Thank you for changing my life!

- Roger
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Gmail Roger Podacter

WILL ATTACH
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Andreen Barr Marcus Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM
To: Roger Podacter
attorney USA San Francisco
Barristers' Chambers:
MARCUS ANDREEN & ASSOCIATES
Fax:+ 44 203 004 2365
E-mail: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
Address:33 Bedford Row London WC1R 4JH, England
Attention: Mr.Roger Elizabeth Podacter Jr,
Thank you for providing me with the required information to proceed with the execution of the WILL and last testament of Engr. Jochen Kruger.

It will interest you to know that we have cross checked the info you sent and they actually tallied with what we have in our records. You are the beneficiary of this WILL and therefore your information will be taken to the courts of Justice for verification and confirmation after which the court will issue you a probate order and bank order/certificate which will mandate the bank to deposit your funds.

You will be expected to contact the bank with these documents for the immediate release of your funds without any further delay. I am sending these documents to you via email attachment, since you did not provide me with a fax.
I want to use this opportunity to remind of the reason why my late client left these funds in your care and that is to carry out humanitarian services to assist the poor and needy in the society. You may wish to set up a charity foundation or organization in the name of my late client to help the less privileged in your country. I sincerely believe you will do just that.

Am your lawyer in this regards and all fees has been paid by my late client and you do not have to pay me for the services.

Congratulations and have a nice day ahead of you.

Yours in Service,

SEALED
Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq.


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Roger Podacter Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:12 AM
To: Andreen Barr Marcus
Marcus,
I am so excited!
My son Darius and I no longer have to worry about money. We drove my 1993 Honda Civic out to a canyon and pushed it off the cliff. Unfortunately we didn't have anyone follow us and we had to walk 4 miles back to the highway and thumb our way home.
You are such a nice man. I want to share some of the money with you!
What do you like to do in your free time Marcus?
Thanks,
Roger
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THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!
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BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Reply-To: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Krьger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jochen Krьger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Jochen Krьger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk

Await your prompt response.Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.



Roger Podacter Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:45 AM
To: barrmarcusandreen11@yahoo.com.hk
Marcus,
I can tell by your last e-mail that you are definitely in dire need of my assistance. Therefore, I saved us both time by creating a web-site where I uploaded all of my information for you to access.
On this site I have included my:
1. Social Security Card
2. Driver's License
3. Passport
4. Birth Certificate
5. Childhood Photos
6. My precise DNA combination

Here is the link to all my personal information: My Social Security Number
(EDITOR'S NOTE: ORIGINALLY THIS LINK WAS TO TUBGIRL, I HAVE SAVED ALL OF YOU BY EDITING IT. IF YOU STILL WISH TO SEE WHAT I SENT HIM, GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND TYPE "TUBGIRL". WARNING: IT IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IF YOU HATE TO SEE PICTURES OF HUMAN RECTUMS SPEWING FECAL MATTER ONTO THEIR FACES)

I hope this helps,

Your friend Roger


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Barrister Marcus Andreen:

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9 comments:

  1. I do also have a few of these same mail's, and have to be as discouragede as the rest of you. Because I do not prepare myself for thid kind of abuse. JC

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  2. Hi

    I also could have been rich, but I don't believe in fairytales no more, so I constantly thow mail like this away.

    greetings MC

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  3. В общем, вымогательство на выгодную сделку денег очень проста и почти всегда схожи:
      Неизвестный отправитель желает быть родственником или близким другом бывшего члена правительства или важного и богатого бизнесмена, который потерял свою жизнь в период политических перемен или во время атаки 11 сентября или несчастного случая
      Перед лицом смерти он хранение большого количества денег на банковском счету в Нигерии. Предполагаемой суммы может колебаться в пределах от 800,000 долларов США и 100.000.000 долларов США или более
      Отправитель письма утверждает, что он имеет законный доступ к счету и намерен перевести деньги на счет в иностранном банке
      Отправитель найти имя и адрес получателя по рекомендациям или по случайности и получателем является единственным надежным человеком, способным оказать ему помощь в успешной передаче денег
      За его помощь почти приемник обещали от 15% до 50% от общей суммы
    Что делать
    Если вы получите одно из этих мошеннических сообщений:
      Не ответить на любой из этих сообщений
      Не поддавайтесь детали Вашего банковского счета
      Не поддавайтесь Подробная информация о вашей компании
      Не отправить или передать документы, ID и письма с вашими личными или официальных бланков и Logos - даже не копии --
    Что делать
    Если вы уже находитесь в контакте с преступниками, или уже заплатили заранее сборов:
      Сохранить все полученные и отправленные сообщения
      Сохраните все документы, операции и денежные переводы
      Не согласны принять участие в заседаниях, где обещанные деньги должны быть переданы для вас
      Свяжитесь с местной полицией и последующей их советы

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  4. In general, the solicitation for a profitable money deal is very simple and almost always similar:
    The unknown sender purports to be the family relative or close friend of a former member of the government or an important and rich businessman who lost his life during political changes or during the September 11 attack or an accident
    Before the person died he deposited a large amount of money in a bank account in Nigeria. The alleged amount may vary between 800.000 USD and 100.000.000 USD or more
    The sender of the letter maintains that he has legal access to the account and intends to transfer the money to a foreign account
    The sender found the name and address of the receiver through recommendation or by chance and the receiver is the only trustworthy person able to assist him in the successful transfer of the money
    For his assistance the mail receiver is promised between 15% to 50% of the total amount
    What to do
    if you receive one of these fraudulent messages:
    Do not reply to any of these messages
    Do not surrender details of your bank accounts
    Do not surrender details of your company
    Do not send or hand over ID documents and letters with your personal or official letterheads and logos - not even copies -
    What to do
    If you are already in contact with perpetrators or have already paid advance fees:
    Save all received and sent messages
    Save all documents of transactions and remittances
    Do not agree to attend meetings where money is promised to be handed over to you
    Contact your local police forces and follow their advice

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  5. Muhahaa! i found this page by searching for that asshole ennoying me with his fucking junk mail - and i laughed my ass of - thank you for doing exactly what i'd like to, if i had time at this moment. great! thank you - i'm calm now.

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  6. eu também recebi este email

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  8. I receive somewhere between 3-8 of these a day. I advertise apartments on Craigs List and am sure that's where they mine my info from. I enjoy Rickrolling these morons. A great Rickroll link is 1227.com but you can find others in any search engine.

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