Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Four Seasons Hotel

Target: The Four Seasons Hotel - St.Louis
Site: fourseasons.com/stlouis/
What they are: Hotel
Date: Jan 17, 2008
Submitted By: Mumpleton Funk

Good afternoon, my name is Zigmund Goder and I recently stayed at your Four Seasons Hotel in beautiful St.Louis. I just would like to congratulate your staff on a job well done. I have never before encountered a staff as knowledgeable and understanding of single parent fathers. I have been a single parent since 2002, which was when my wife was murdered by a man in Rhode Island.Though tough at times, its been a joy to raise Victoria by myself.

During the first night of our stay Victoria had her first female menstrual cycle and I had no idea what to do. She was crying and I was using the bath towels to soak up the blood. A nearby maid heard her cries and entered our room. She was extremely helpful and removed the 16 blood saturated towels from our room, and quickly supplied us with 5 new towels. I was already late for a night out on the town in St.Louis, so the maid was nice enough to stay in my quarters with Victoria in case anything else happened.

Unfortunately I had a bit too much drink that night and didn't make it back to my room until around one o'clock the next day. I expected to find my daughter alone and scared in our room, but to my amazement the maid, Lupe had stayed with her through the night and had even taken her to a local mall to get her ears pierced and to Rite-Aid to buy some Hello Kitty tampons. That is the kind of service that wins awards.

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